I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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