who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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