Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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