The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I FOUND THE LEGS
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Randomize
