it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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