Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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