I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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