sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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