I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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