She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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