I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
sex in a hospital.. check
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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