I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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