In the future we'll all be gay
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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