Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I want to have your abortion
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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