Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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