They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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