I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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