it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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