i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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