so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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