speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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