how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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