Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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