Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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