One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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