i permit you to call me
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I just googled if crying burns calories
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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