So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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