Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? šš
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Some sorority went āDick or Treatingā at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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