So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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