Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
