Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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