So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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