Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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