I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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