OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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