problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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