Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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