i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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