I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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