After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
What a fucking waste of an outfit
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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