We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I need water and some morals
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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