i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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