you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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