i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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