he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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