you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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