Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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