finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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