she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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