found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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