love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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