East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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