Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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