We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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