yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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