Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
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I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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