my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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